6 Ways to Know Your a Madden Addict

I found out today that I'm a madden addict. Here are 6 symptoms to tell that your an addict. I have 2 just to let you know

1. The 1st Way to know your an addict is that you can't go a day without playing it.

2. The 2nd way to know your an addict is to actually get pissed for telling the QB this; "Why would you do that?" That's also a sign that your crazy, because you threw it, and he can't talk back.

3. The 3rd way to tell, is that when a game is close, and u need a stop, or a score, your heart starts to beat fast.

4. The 4th way to tell is that you start to send scary msg's in game, or scary msg's telling your opponent; "I'm gunna kill you if you score here!!" and crap like that.

5. The 5th and final way to tell is to not take a piss until the quarter is over. Not even pausing the game, but waiting until the quarter is over.

6. The 6th way is to get close as hell to your TV when your playin. You should always be 5 to 6 feet away, but when you get so close that you can see the laces on the ball during the kickoff is just crazy.

I have the 3rd just to let you know. I find it out, because I had a good game going, and my heart started to beat fast as s***, and I was layin down. I added one, because I left it out, and I do that as well.

i do #1 and #2 on that list

OMG IM A MADDEN ADDICT

yea im a addict too, i wait till the end of the game to piss

Haha number 3

Since do not do any of those things, i am not a madden addict. I am a Football Addict.

I've got 2, 3 and 5 haha...

I really don't do any of those. I play almost every day by choice, but right now im taking a break from playing and it doesn't bother me much.

I do 2 and 3 but i talk to all my digital men

Whoops, I do #3. Missed that somehow. Occasionnally I do #5, but usually I find a convinient time to pause and run.

I cant find a time to pause and go, cuz even if I say wait, they still hit start. Only ppl on here don't hit start wen I ask em to wait. I think every1 does #3. IDK why, but it seems natural to do that.

i do #1, 2 and 3

And I do 6, but that's cause I can't see the screen if I don't...

haha

i got #3.. i get mad at my qb though sometimes so kinda #2.... im an addict lol

i think i do all those besides the piss one. when i gotta piss i gotta piss

Oh, I do 6! Mostly because I hate wearing glasses though and I only put my contacts in on special occasions. I actually play in a rocking chair.

i got 3,2,and 1

Mcnair2Wycheck wrote:

Oh, I do 6! Mostly because I hate wearing glasses though and I only put my contacts in on special occasions. I actually play in a rocking chair.

haha holy s*** that's EXACTLY my story except I don't have any contacts.

lol i guess ima addict.....but i call timeouts or i pause the game on offense so i have a lil over 30 secs to piss and then pic a play....but i always send messages to my opponent like.....are u scared?....damn u havent scored in a while its looking bad...or HAHAHA U BUM U TRY TO DC ME AND I WIN AHAHAHAHHA U R GAY!!!!! so apparently ima madden addict..but lets face it madden is the SHIZZZZ!!!!!!

hahaha good post

also:

if you wake up thinking about madden, and/or go to sleep thinking about madden.

good threaqd topic! but....i am definately NOT a madden addict. NEVER HAVE BEEN!! but....I LOVE THE GAME!!! i just have MORE IMPORTANT THINGS going on in my life for me to just focus on a video game every day and all day. but...that's just me!

Militant X 1 wrote:

good threaqd topic! but....i am definately NOT a madden addict. NEVER HAVE BEEN!! but....I LOVE THE GAME!!! i just have MORE IMPORTANT THINGS going on in my life for me to just focus on a video game every day and all day. but...that's just me!

Don't you have a kid who's failing english?

Lol. im a addcit haha.

Wow, I'm a LEGIT Addict !

Its pretty bad when your at college baseball practice and cant stop thinking about the user pic you had right before you came here to Lock the game