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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-23, 16:14

your sig is the most f'ed up joke ever
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-23, 16:15

BWEISS wrote:
What was the World Trade Center's favorite pizza?

2 Large Planes.
that was just wrong
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-26, 17:31

How do you keep a black guy out of your front yard?

Hang him in the back.

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-26, 19:37

the wife was in the kitchen and got ran over by a truck

what was the first question the husband asked?

answer: how the hell did that truck get in my kitchen

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-26, 22:07

How long does is take for a black lady to take a s***?

9 months
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-26, 22:13

When will you ever find a black man and a Mexican together?

In the back of a police car?
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-26, 23:08

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. “What’s wrong with you?”

In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”

The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn Around!!”

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A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little black boy anymore I’m a little white boy!”

WHACK ! His mum slaps him around the head, “Go and tell your Father what you just said !”
So the little black boy, complete with sore cheek walks into the living room and says to his Father “Daddy look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”

WHACK ! His father kicks him in the balls, “Go and tell your Gran what you just said !”
So the little black boy hobbles into the garden and says to his Gran “Granny look at me ! I’m not a little black boy any more I’m a little white boy!”

WHACK ! His gran punches him in the nose and asks him what he has to say for himself.
Standing there with blood pouring down his face, clutching his balls he says “I’ve only been a white boy for 5 minutes and already I hate n*****s!”
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-27, 18:38

why couldn't hellen keller drive?

because she was a woman
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-28, 00:04

So an indian cheif tells one of his indians if he wants to be brave, he should go through a three part test

test 1. "there will be three tents in the first tent you got to kill the wolf with your bare hands." So after 30 minutes, he comes out with some scratches and bitemarks

test 2. "in tent 2, theres a bear, you have to wrestle it and pin it." He's in there longer than the first test. Noise was unbearable (no pun intended). He comes out with severe gashes on his body and bitemarks on his face

test 3. "theres a beautiful indian virgin you have to fuck". So after he gets done with test 2, he goes to the cheif and asks "wheres the indian girl I have to wrestle"
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