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Big Hungry 702
Madden School Veteran
Number of posts: 1459
Registration date: 2009-07-25
| | Subject: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2009-08-22, 16:26 | |
| What is the most messed up joke you have heard?
mine is:
Q:What do ethiopians do at night?
A:Starve.
Q: Whats sicker than a pie of dead babys?
A: The live one in the middle trying to chew its way out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. |
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ticklemeelmo
All-Pro MS Member
Number of posts: 461
Registration date: 2009-11-14
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-01-23, 21:58 | |
| how do you stop a baby spinning in circles?
stick a knife in its other hand.
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
you cant load a pile of bowling balls into the back of a pickup truck with a pitchfork. |
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TaKiNiT2DaCrIb16
Rookie MS Member
Number of posts: 151
Registration date: 2009-10-23
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-01-23, 22:56 | |
| what's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a lambo?
i don't have a lambo in my garage =) |
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sUcKmYcLiPz
All-Pro MS Member
Number of posts: 399
Registration date: 2009-12-12
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-01-23, 23:00 | |
| why are blacks so fast?(i am a Black, dont get all def. here)
they are used to runnin from da cops
Q: What do Mexicans & Apples have in Common?
A: They both look better hanging from tree's. lol |
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Ketcham While They're Hot
Exclusive Member
Number of posts: 1199
Registration date: 2008-11-20
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-01-24, 10:21 | |
| Q: What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
A: You can't **** (f*u*c*k) a rock. |
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Ellard
All-Pro MS Member
Number of posts: 390
Registration date: 2009-04-20
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-04-03, 00:02 | |
| Question: Did you hear about that new jewish car?
Reply: No, what's it like?
Answer: It's the only car, to stop on a dime and pick it up.
Thats f'ed up son |
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MiamiXCanes
Madden Writers
Number of posts: 1661
Registration date: 2009-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-02, 00:49 | |
| whats worse then 10 dead babys a garbage can?
1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans |
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Madd3n Guru
Rookie MS Member
Number of posts: 140
Registration date: 2010-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-09, 10:04 | |
| whats the biggest ant in the world?
an Elephant ( get it eleph ANT ) |
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wayne019
Hall of Fame MS Member
Number of posts: 1179
Registration date: 2008-12-26
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-10, 03:48 | |
| what do you call a mexican on a riding lawn mower?
A: Promoted |
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Big Hungry 702
Madden School Veteran
Number of posts: 1459
Registration date: 2009-07-25
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-10, 03:50 | |
| lmao, fucking hilarious!!! _________________ ...I wanna be a billionaire so freaking badddd......  GIFSoup |
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wayne019
Hall of Fame MS Member
Number of posts: 1179
Registration date: 2008-12-26
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-10, 03:53 | |
| lol whos or witch one lol i mean there all funny |
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Big Hungry 702
Madden School Veteran
Number of posts: 1459
Registration date: 2009-07-25
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-10, 03:56 | |
| all of them, i mean im dyin over here just re-reading them. _________________ ...I wanna be a billionaire so freaking badddd...... GIFSoup |
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wayne019
Hall of Fame MS Member
Number of posts: 1179
Registration date: 2008-12-26
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-10, 03:56 | |
| i like suck my clips ones the best i heard em before but too funny |
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Big Hungry 702
Madden School Veteran
Number of posts: 1459
Registration date: 2009-07-25
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-10, 03:59 | |
| whats the difference between jews and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream when its in the oven!! _________________ ...I wanna be a billionaire so freaking badddd...... GIFSoup |
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wayne019
Hall of Fame MS Member
Number of posts: 1179
Registration date: 2008-12-26
| | Subject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard. 2010-05-10, 04:32 | |
| why do mexican kids walk around the school like they own the place?
Their dads built it and their moms cleaned it |
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