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PostSubject: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2009-08-22, 19:26

What is the most messed up joke you have heard?

mine is:

Q:What do ethiopians do at night?

A:Starve.

Q: Whats sicker than a pie of dead babys?
A: The live one in the middle trying to chew its way out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-01-24, 01:58

how do you stop a baby spinning in circles?
stick a knife in its other hand.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
you cant load a pile of bowling balls into the back of a pickup truck with a pitchfork.
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-01-24, 02:56

what's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a lambo?
i don't have a lambo in my garage =)
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-01-24, 03:00

why are blacks so fast?(i am a Black, dont get all def. here)
they are used to runnin from da cops


Q: What do Mexicans & Apples have in Common?
A: They both look better hanging from tree's. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-01-24, 14:21

Q: What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
A: You can't **** (f*u*c*k) a rock.
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-04-03, 03:02

Question: Did you hear about that new jewish car?
Reply: No, what's it like?
Answer: It's the only car, to stop on a dime and pick it up.

Thats f'ed up son
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-02, 03:49

whats worse then 10 dead babys a garbage can?

1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-09, 13:04

whats the biggest ant in the world?

an Elephant ( get it eleph ANT )
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 06:48

what do you call a mexican on a riding lawn mower?

A: Promoted
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 06:50

lmao, fucking hilarious!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 06:53

lol whos or witch one lol i mean there all funny
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 06:56

all of them, i mean im dyin over here just re-reading them.

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 06:56

i like suck my clips ones the best i heard em before but too funny
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 06:59

whats the difference between jews and a pizza?

a pizza doesnt scream when its in the oven!!

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 07:32

why do mexican kids walk around the school like they own the place?

Their dads built it and their moms cleaned it
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 15:06

lmao, thats funny

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-10, 15:08

lol yeah it is funny
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-13, 06:41

Madd3n Guru wrote:
whats the biggest ant in the world?

an Elephant ( get it eleph ANT )

definitely not a f*cked up joke btw hahah.

how was the copper wire invented?
two jews came across a penny at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-17, 07:06

Pirate walks into a bar looking for a drink

the bartender smiles and gets him a tall mug of beer

while putting the beer on the counter, the pirate notices a large wooden ship steering wheel hanging from the pirates pants zipper

he asks reluctantly "hey, do you realize you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper"

to which the pirate replied "yarrgh, i know, its driving me nuts"
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-17, 16:35

wow, really? that was cheesey as ****. but it still made me laugh

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-20, 18:20

Do you know why they smack babies in the ass when they're born?
to knock the dicks off the dumb ones
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-20, 23:13

Sorry to all the MJ fans out there.... but -
u know what michael jackson liked about 28 year olds?
that there was twenty of em
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-21, 16:41

What was the World Trade Center's favorite pizza?

2 Large Planes.
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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-21, 17:33

lmao

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PostSubject: Re: Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.   2010-05-23, 15:04

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes????

Nothing shes already been told twice
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