Most f'ed up jokes you've ever heard.

What is the most messed up joke you have heard?

mine is:

Q:What do ethiopians do at night?

A:Starve.

Q: Whats sicker than a pie of dead babys?
A: The live one in the middle trying to chew its way out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

how do you stop a baby spinning in circles?
stick a knife in its other hand.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
you cant load a pile of bowling balls into the back of a pickup truck with a pitchfork.

what's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a lambo?
i don't have a lambo in my garage =)

why are blacks so fast?(i am a Black, dont get all def. here)
they are used to runnin from da cops


Q: What do Mexicans & Apples have in Common?
A: They both look better hanging from tree's. lol

Q: What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
A: You can't **** (f*u*c*k) a rock.

Question: Did you hear about that new jewish car?
Reply: No, what's it like?
Answer: It's the only car, to stop on a dime and pick it up.

Thats f'ed up son

whats worse then 10 dead babys a garbage can?

1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans

whats the biggest ant in the world?

an Elephant ( get it eleph ANT )

what do you call a mexican on a riding lawn mower?

A: Promoted

lmao, fucking hilarious!!!

lol whos or witch one lol i mean there all funny

all of them, i mean im dyin over here just re-reading them.

i like suck my clips ones the best i heard em before but too funny

whats the difference between jews and a pizza?

a pizza doesnt scream when its in the oven!!

why do mexican kids walk around the school like they own the place?

Their dads built it and their moms cleaned it

lmao, thats funny

lol yeah it is funny

Madd3n Guru wrote:

whats the biggest ant in the world?

an Elephant ( get it eleph ANT )

definitely not a f*cked up joke btw hahah.

how was the copper wire invented?
two jews came across a penny at the same time.

Pirate walks into a bar looking for a drink

the bartender smiles and gets him a tall mug of beer

while putting the beer on the counter, the pirate notices a large wooden ship steering wheel hanging from the pirates pants zipper

he asks reluctantly "hey, do you realize you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper"

to which the pirate replied "yarrgh, i know, its driving me nuts"

wow, really? that was cheesey as ****. but it still made me laugh

Do you know why they smack babies in the ass when they're born?
to knock the dicks off the dumb ones

Sorry to all the MJ fans out there.... but -
u know what michael jackson liked about 28 year olds?
that there was twenty of em

What was the World Trade Center's favorite pizza?

2 Large Planes.

lmao

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes????

Nothing shes already been told twice