Official Patriots Thread

Talk about anything you have to talk about the New England Patriots here.

i hope welker can be dominant this year i have him on my fantasy team?

oh and do you think galloway will make the team?

welker has lead the league in receptions 2 years in a row and i wouldnt be surprised to see it again.. as for galloway, hes probably gona make the team but so far in OTAs they have said he is neck and neck with greg lewis for the #3 spot so i wouldnt bet on him being a significant role just yet.. if he becomes the #3, he will play the jabar gaffney role except he has the homerun threat at all times cuz hes still hella fast.. If he is the #3 he will put up decent numbers as brady spreads the ball around the field better then anyone..

PATS SUCK lol...

DaBawseSwag wrote:

PATS SUCK lol...

lol the first pats suck comment in the official thread.. haha i wouldnt expect it to be anyone else.

OMG YOU GOTTA READ THIS.. TOOO FUNNY





Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is a football player, future Hall of Famer, insufferable golden boy, and a dick.
He plays quarterback, the dickiest position in a sport played by dicks, for dicks (many of whom are trying to mask the smallness of their dicks). His team is the New England Patriots, whose fanbase is made up almost entirely of the type of dick who wears fleece vests, listens to Dave Matthews, and pisses on parked cars outside Fenway Park.
Brady is a dick not necessarily by virtue of what he’s done, but by what he symbolizes: a system that rewards athleticism, intellectual vapidity, a cleft chin, and several extra cc’s of testosterone with multi-million dollar signing bonuses and the opportunity to bang Brazilian supermodels at will.
Tom Brady is everyone you hated in high school all rolled into one.
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Early years


Born to parents Galynn and Tom, Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. is a rare breed of four-named dick (see also: George Herbert Walker Bush), although it could have been worse—one of those names could have been Troy, Peyton, or Favre.
Young Brady grew up on the mean streets of San Mateo, California, a town noted for its well-above-average median household income, and also as the birthplace of Neal Schon, lead guitarist from Journey.
Managing to avoid the kind of criminal activity often associated with posh, Northern California suburbs, Brady graduated from the area’s roughest private school, Junipero Serra High, whose alums include consummate dick athlete Barry Bonds. Also a catcher, young Tom was selected by the Montreal Expos in the 18th round of the 1995 draft, but for some strange reason decided against a bush league career with a now-defunct Canadian baseball team. [edit]

College career


Brady played for the University of Michigan, the only college to name its mascot after one of the X-Men. As a Wolverine, he spent his first several seasons riding the pine, though, thanks to hard work, perseverance, and a specially-hired sports psychologist, he eventually became a starter, setting several Michigan passing records and leading his team to an overtime win in the 1999 Citrus Bowl. Interestingly, Tom Brady graduated cum laude, quite a feat, considering that football is among America’s least intellectual pastimes, alongside scratch-off lotto and bowling with shotguns. [edit]

Professional career


Brady entered the NFL in 2000, selected by the New England Patriots as a sixth-round draft dick. During his rookie season, he worked his way from fourth- to second-string with an impressive 1-for-3, 6-yard passing performance on the year. Fortunes changed for both Brady and the Patriots on September 23, 2001, when starting quarterback Drew Bledsoe got creamed by Jets linebacker Mo Lewis, severing an artery deep in his chest. Brady capitalized on his friend’s life-threatening internal bleeding by stealing his job. Bledsoe never did get the starting role back, and wound up being traded to Buffalo while Brady led his team to an 11-3 season and a Super Bowl victory, which he celebrated by boinking Tara Reid (see: Reid, Tara in the forthcoming Skankipedia).
Over the next several seasons, Tom Brady came into his own as a first-rate NFL quarterback, piloting his team to the kind of dominance that makes everyone outside of the greater Boston metro area hate him. His record-setting streak of 10 consecutive post-season wins held for several years, until the Denver Broncos finally snapped it during the 2005 playoffs. The loss was particularly devastating to Brady, with nothing to console him aside from unprotected sex with that chick from Coyote Ugly. Not Piper Perabo. The other one. No, no, not Izabella Miko, either. The other other one, the brunette.
Among his career highlights, Brady is a three-time Super Bowl champion, two-time Super Bowl MVP, four-time Pro Bowler, and the NFL’s Most Valuable Dick for 2007. He also holds various records for completions, touchdowns, yardage, and consecutive regular and post-season victories, capped off by a perfect 16-0 record for the 2007 Patriots. All of this would be really impressive if professional football bore any impact on real life aside from the slight up-tick it causes in both drunk driving and domestic violence arrests on Sunday afternoons.
To many, Brady’s poise, as well as his penchant for playing with incredible cool and precision in big games, is evocative of Joe Montana. To others, his soft-spoken menace, as well as his comfort in both comic and serious roles, is evocative of Joe Mantegna.
Right-handed, white, clean of herpes, and not currently serving jail time for dog fighting, Tom Brady is the dick yin to Michael Vick’s dick yang, which, incidentally, doctors recommend you never touch without latex gloves.
As such, Brady is widely regarded as the best quarterback of his generation, a dubious distinction considering the generation in question includes several dandified pretty boys, a pain pill junkie, and a convicted felon who used to receive STD treatment under the pseudonym “Ron Mexico.” [edit]

Personal life


Having dated the aforementioned Tara Reid, Tom Brady spent two years with C-grade actress/A-grade hottie Bridget Moynahan, a relationship that ended in December 2006 right after she informed him that he’d knocked her up. Almost immediately after that, Brady began dating Gisele Bundchen, the world’s richest supermodel and an outspoken proponent of condom use. Unlike pretty much every NFL defensive scheme, you better believe Gisele plans to intercept every single one of Brady’s passes into the red zone.
As a nascent pop-cultural icon, Brady was named one of People magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful Dicks in 2002.
He also appeared as himself on the Simpsons, although it was crappy late-era Simpsons, not pithy, intelligent, seasons 2-8 Simpsons. Brady also appeared as himself on an episode of Family Guy, which was never good. [edit]

Super Bowl XLII


On February 3, 2008, Tom Brady brought his team, with their perfect 18-0 record, to the Super bowl where he promptly choked and was beaten by a banged-up team of young players led by a guy who is not even the best quarterback in his immediate family.

DaBawseSwag wrote:

OMG YOU GOTTA READ THIS.. TOOO FUNNY





Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is a football player, future Hall of Famer, insufferable golden boy, and a dick.
He plays quarterback, the dickiest position in a sport played by dicks, for dicks (many of whom are trying to mask the smallness of their dicks). His team is the New England Patriots, whose fanbase is made up almost entirely of the type of dick who wears fleece vests, listens to Dave Matthews, and pisses on parked cars outside Fenway Park.
Brady is a dick not necessarily by virtue of what he’s done, but by what he symbolizes: a system that rewards athleticism, intellectual vapidity, a cleft chin, and several extra cc’s of testosterone with multi-million dollar signing bonuses and the opportunity to bang Brazilian supermodels at will.
Tom Brady is everyone you hated in high school all rolled into one.
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[edit]

Early years


Born to parents Galynn and Tom, Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. is a rare breed of four-named dick (see also: George Herbert Walker Bush), although it could have been worse—one of those names could have been Troy, Peyton, or Favre.
Young Brady grew up on the mean streets of San Mateo, California, a town noted for its well-above-average median household income, and also as the birthplace of Neal Schon, lead guitarist from Journey.
Managing to avoid the kind of criminal activity often associated with posh, Northern California suburbs, Brady graduated from the area’s roughest private school, Junipero Serra High, whose alums include consummate dick athlete Barry Bonds. Also a catcher, young Tom was selected by the Montreal Expos in the 18th round of the 1995 draft, but for some strange reason decided against a bush league career with a now-defunct Canadian baseball team.
[edit]

College career


Brady played for the University of Michigan, the only college to name its mascot after one of the X-Men. As a Wolverine, he spent his first several seasons riding the pine, though, thanks to hard work, perseverance, and a specially-hired sports psychologist, he eventually became a starter, setting several Michigan passing records and leading his team to an overtime win in the 1999 Citrus Bowl. Interestingly, Tom Brady graduated cum laude, quite a feat, considering that football is among America’s least intellectual pastimes, alongside scratch-off lotto and bowling with shotguns.
[edit]

Professional career


Brady entered the NFL in 2000, selected by the New England Patriots as a sixth-round draft dick. During his rookie season, he worked his way from fourth- to second-string with an impressive 1-for-3, 6-yard passing performance on the year. Fortunes changed for both Brady and the Patriots on September 23, 2001, when starting quarterback Drew Bledsoe got creamed by Jets linebacker Mo Lewis, severing an artery deep in his chest. Brady capitalized on his friend’s life-threatening internal bleeding by stealing his job. Bledsoe never did get the starting role back, and wound up being traded to Buffalo while Brady led his team to an 11-3 season and a Super Bowl victory, which he celebrated by boinking Tara Reid (see: Reid, Tara in the forthcoming Skankipedia).
Over the next several seasons, Tom Brady came into his own as a first-rate NFL quarterback, piloting his team to the kind of dominance that makes everyone outside of the greater Boston metro area hate him. His record-setting streak of 10 consecutive post-season wins held for several years, until the Denver Broncos finally snapped it during the 2005 playoffs. The loss was particularly devastating to Brady, with nothing to console him aside from unprotected sex with that chick from Coyote Ugly. Not Piper Perabo. The other one. No, no, not Izabella Miko, either. The other other one, the brunette.
Among his career highlights, Brady is a three-time Super Bowl champion, two-time Super Bowl MVP, four-time Pro Bowler, and the NFL’s Most Valuable Dick for 2007. He also holds various records for completions, touchdowns, yardage, and consecutive regular and post-season victories, capped off by a perfect 16-0 record for the 2007 Patriots. All of this would be really impressive if professional football bore any impact on real life aside from the slight up-tick it causes in both drunk driving and domestic violence arrests on Sunday afternoons.
To many, Brady’s poise, as well as his penchant for playing with incredible cool and precision in big games, is evocative of Joe Montana. To others, his soft-spoken menace, as well as his comfort in both comic and serious roles, is evocative of Joe Mantegna.
Right-handed, white, clean of herpes, and not currently serving jail time for dog fighting, Tom Brady is the dick yin to Michael Vick’s dick yang, which, incidentally, doctors recommend you never touch without latex gloves.
As such, Brady is widely regarded as the best quarterback of his generation, a dubious distinction considering the generation in question includes several dandified pretty boys, a pain pill junkie, and a convicted felon who used to receive STD treatment under the pseudonym “Ron Mexico.”
[edit]

Personal life


Having dated the aforementioned Tara Reid, Tom Brady spent two years with C-grade actress/A-grade hottie Bridget Moynahan, a relationship that ended in December 2006 right after she informed him that he’d knocked her up. Almost immediately after that, Brady began dating Gisele Bundchen, the world’s richest supermodel and an outspoken proponent of condom use. Unlike pretty much every NFL defensive scheme, you better believe Gisele plans to intercept every single one of Brady’s passes into the red zone.
As a nascent pop-cultural icon, Brady was named one of People magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful Dicks in 2002.
He also appeared as himself on the Simpsons, although it was crappy late-era Simpsons, not pithy, intelligent, seasons 2-8 Simpsons. Brady also appeared as himself on an episode of Family Guy, which was never good.
[edit]

Super Bowl XLII


On February 3, 2008, Tom Brady brought his team, with their perfect 18-0 record, to the Super bowl where he promptly choked and was beaten by a banged-up team of young players led by a guy who is not even the best quarterback in his immediate family.

anytime i doubt swags haterism towards my pats ill just have to look at this...

say whatever you want about Tom Brady, he hasnt always been Golden Boy.

Drafted in the 6th round. Was a backup until Bledsoe got hurt. then won over all of New England over the next 4 years by winning 3 super bowls.

And he's so much the man that he impregnated a celebrity and doesnt even have to see his kid. All the while banging one of the sexiest and most succesful supermodels.

And as for baltimore, you guys had a franchise that hated your city so much they had to leave in the middle of the night because they didnt even want to say goobye. And your most ledgendary defensive player in Ravens franchise history was seriously considering going to dallas.

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Brady is in camp and looking good... He doesn't feel any pain or resistance from his knee.. He says he's ready to play and if it was up to him, he will play in all 4 preseason games... Although we all know belichick gets to decide that and brady most likely won't see much PT in the preseason games... Its still good to hear him say he is ready for live action!! I'm pumped up for this season!!!!

Brady turns 32 and learns hes a father...again. Is there a worse way to celebrate your birthday

this is a cool thread.

I don't understand why we traded Cassell and Vrabel for a 2nd round pick. Cassell I understand why we traded him, but Vrabel was a leader of the defense, a staple on the super bowl teams, and a fan favorite. If we just gave them to KC as a favor to Pioli I would undrestand, but jeez that trade pisses me off.

Swag's just pissed because his team only has 1 ring compared two our 3 All you pats haters can eat S***t and go f**k yourself.Im proud fan since 91 and it's going to stay that way

That trade was a favor pioli and it doesn't bug me much cuz belichick doesn't like paying first round players.. He will get the same talent in the 2nd round as he would get in the first round but he doesn't spend any money.. I think patrick chung will be a beast and we won't miss vrabel at all.. He can be a leader still but he's not a starting LB anymore.. Not if we wana win, we are better off with getting pierre woods and gary guyton playing time... He will be good to help KC as a leader but we have a bunch of leaders on the pats.. Its not like his leadership is all we had..

yeah I keep telling my friends about how guyton will be a monster but they just go by madden ratings and that bugs me. It feels good to actually talk football with someone who knows what they are talking about.

If brady performs this team is gon be beastly fast lbs great D line their secondary aint bad and they got moss and brady + more i would be scared if i was in their divison

beeman999 wrote:

If brady performs this team is gon be beastly fast lbs great D line their secondary aint bad and they got moss and brady + more i would be scared if i was in their divison

u already kno bradys guna perform.. he just got unlucky and got hurt.. he guna perform prefectly fine.. but yea he guna have hella weapons this year.. he got moss, welker, galloway, watson and now he got himself a pretty good RB in freddy taylor.. the pats r guna win that division witout a doubt as long as they stay pretty healthy this season

And we have depth almost every position.. Even if there is injuries to this team we will win the division as long as brady is healthy... We have a ton of rbs and we have greg lewis at wr and brandon tate at wr too who woulda been a first round pick had he stayed healthy last year in college... We have our 2nd year cbs who are taking reps away from shawn springs already.. Sounds like leigh bodden has locked up the#1 cb spot and #2 spot is wide open with jonathan wilhite likely to start over springs.. Nickleback is a competition between springs and terrencewheatley.. Either way its gona be good depth and all should see decent PT... All our other positions depth speaks for itself, u can throw any 4 LBs out there and belichick will make them decent.. Enough said, I'm ready for some football!

hey do u think we could make it 18-0 this year. I think its possible. Dont see anyone that can compaete with us on both sides of the ball at the same level. How sick would that be. I think if the pats win the SB this year they will lock up being called the team of the decade.

Naw our schedule is tough at the beginning I think we will lose to baltimore or tennessee.. We have them both at home but even if we get passed both of them we still gota go to indy and NO later and we play carolina at home... And those 3 are surrounded by division games so I wouldn't be surprised to slip up in one of that 6 game stretch.. The 18-0 was a one time thing.. If it happened again I wouldn't be surprised cuz I think we are better on both sides of the ball but realistically I'm thinking 13-3 or 14-2 this year..

Thats weird how we had an easy schedule last year but it was a first place schedule. And this year we have a 2nd place schedule and its tougher

Yea but a first place schedule doesn't dictate what divisions we play it just dictates how our schedulefills up with the last 3 games.. We played the afc west and nfc west last year which is the 2 weakest divisions in the nfl.. This year we have the AFC North and NFC South... 2 of the most rounded divisions in football..

wk 1 vs the bills, how do you guys think you'll do?

TO finna stomp you guys or what?

it may very well be a high scoring game. It depends how well edwards and owens chemistry is.

the pats will win hands down..they have to many good weapons..and all the bills have is TO

The Bills have lee evans too. Hes a great #2 receiver. Also they have Marshawn Lynch but he wont be playing against the pats cause he got suspended