Favorite Movie Lines

what are some of your favorite movie lines? list the line, actor/actress who said it and the movie that it came from.

"Always Bet on Black!" - Wesley Snipes [Passenger 57]

"I'm gonna get one fo sho, fo sho, I'm gettin' that fo sho." - Jonah Hill [Superbad]

"Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock." - Jonah Hill [Superbad]

"Robert better not get in my face...cause I'll drop that motherfucker." - Will Ferrell [Stepbrothers]

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." - Hilary Duff [Cinderella Story]

"I am something like a Pimp....I'll Be a Pimp on Thursday!" - Mike Epps [Bait]

He called the s*** poop!!!!!!!!!!!! (Billy Madison)

"You know boss when your right your right; and you know what?, your always right" -Barf Space Balls

"This is Sparta" - 300

Militant X 1 wrote:

"I am something like a Pimp....I'll Be a Pimp on Thursday!" - Mike Epps [Bait]

I love that one, and then you have the "I won, gimme my money" -Smokey [Friday]

"You got knocked the **** out" - Smokey

Then you have the one that's in my sig.
"Guns don't kill people, stupid mutha fuckas wit guns kill people" -Franklin Hatchett, Money Talks

Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder: Now I want you to take a step back... and literally **** your own face! -

Dumb and Dumber :
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

The Sandlot:
Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!

[the Sandlot Kids and their arch-rivals come face-to-face]
Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

Squints: For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!

hahahhah good stuff chris.