This has to be the funniest thing ive read on online by far

Exclusive Member Number of posts : 1156 Registration date : 2008-10-26

so i was on this rap site with interviews with different rappers and singers and stuff like that so they had this thing called ASK A PORNSTAR on one of the sections so i started reading some of the questions and they were funny but none beats this

Hello Shay,
I have trouble communicating to girls. The main reason is my confidence and the size of my dick. Im packing only about 3 inches and thats rock hard. I have fantastic skills with my tongue but I dont think thats enough. How do I get the girl of my dreams without her laughing at me?

Honestly I would be more satisfied with a guy who's good with his tongue than a guy with a big cock. Trust me you will find a girl who will feel the same as I do. I bet when u make a girl cum with your tongue she won't be laughing at anything.

me personally i never knew guys actually walked around like that lol....who knew a guy could help me start off my day with a laugh

Hall of Fame MS Member Number of posts : 1265 Registration date : 2009-01-01

lmao, this is funny at least he typed it and didn't have his face on it so people couldn't sell him out

Administrator Number of posts : 3158 Registration date : 2008-10-25

3 inches? god damn... thats like a pencil eraser. he probably fucks like he made a mistake.

Rookie MS Member Number of posts : 148 Registration date : 2008-09-03

LMAO 7yr old nephew has a bigger dick than him.

Veteran MS Member Number of posts : 824 Registration date : 2008-12-30

lmao ..that hurts .. that guys needs to get some pills or something..... i kno MAJOURITY of the girls i kno want penis instead of eattin dem out .. thats sad

Veteran MS Member Number of posts : 919 Registration date : 2009-01-10

it is true a small percentage of guys have a very small penis the medical term for it is called a microphallis most guys are avg and a small percentage of guys are large. ethnicity has nothing 2 do w/ size nor does height or weight

Exclusive Member Number of posts : 670 Registration date : 2008-10-26

thanks for that Dr.Ellis Wink

Hall of Fame MS Member Number of posts : 1088 Registration date : 2009-01-20

lol i feel bad, 3 inches hard? i mean i could understand 3 inch's limp but dam!!!

i think he coulda been making that up but who knows

Veteran MS Member Number of posts : 919 Registration date : 2009-01-10

Falcon_Fan727 wrote:: lol i feel bad, 3 inches hard? i mean i could understand 3 inch's limp but dam!!!

i think he coulda been making that up but who knows

i think some1 has a 3inch limp dick lol

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