10 Truths

Now these aren't meant to offend anyone...it is simply a joke/facts lol I have this on my myspace page and i wanted to share them with you.
10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but
White people wont admit[/b]
1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


10 Truths White and Black People know but
Hispanic people wont admit


1. Hickeys are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not
normal.

10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but
Black people wont admit

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims aren't supposed to cost more then your car.

haha those are hilarious. great post. I got a good laugh out of that

lol, thats funny...im abouta post that on my myspace

All of the things are true. Thats why it's funny.

lol I went to church in a black hoody today.

It doesn't matter what color Jesus was... it matters that he came to save the world from our sins.

Happy Birthday Jesus!!!

lol "OJ did it" Im cracking up. Seriously though he didnt do it the glove didnt fit

haha i came up with this about a year ago i thought i showed people this before...i guess not. lol glad that everyone likes it

LOL. Although I don't know/care what color Jesus was.

[STARS] Mcnair2Wycheck wrote:

LOL. Although I don't know/care what color Jesus was.

do you believe in him?

Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.

lmao thats the best one

Lol. wow. good stuff man.

lol red is a kool aid flavor, and so is pink,purple,and yellow

tuki94 wrote:

lol red is a kool aid flavor, and so is pink,purple,and yellow

but reds the best. no question.

tuki94 wrote:

lol red is a kool aid flavor, and so is pink,purple,and yellow

lmao its cherry not red

those are really all true especially the one about whites lol