God Bless the Internet

I love the characters you meet in online games. I truly do. I get into a game, I'm Titans-he's Ravens. I come out and run it down his throat to the tune of 19 carries for 154 and 141 pass yds in a 35-14 beating.

I get a message, "Total fluke! Computer made your run unstoppable this game!" I say, "Well, I run on everyone-it's not just you." (Keep in mind Chris Johnson got injured first half and I still got 154).

"Bet you can't do it again! Henry was breakin tackles like he Peterson! Henry's a bum! Run it back if you think that was legit. You should have no prob doing it again!"

He comes out in goal line probably figuring I'd all out blitz. I man blitz. He tries to get a quick pass off and gets picked. Already complaining. I run it in on him. He gets it back, I pick his HB angle route, get it in for 6 and he starts complaining more. Now I'm kicking off, he's just giving himself safeties and being a cry baby...148 yds on the ground and I just keep running the score up. He conceded 48-0 at half.

"I lost before the game started! SO FAKE! Run it back!" "Oh you leveled up on me! I'ma get you fucker"

Third game I'm just humoring myself... trying to make him frustrated. I run it in after 4 plays off the bat, no surprise. He's trying to nano and I'm just avoiding it with all kinds of hilarious stuff. Whada ya know 154 yds rushing and I win again.. 17-14, his last 7 was in the final minute due to a pick going through Griffin's hands right to Mason.

"Hey man, I dunno why you wouldn't wanna talk to me.. I wasn't gonna cus you out or nothin.. I just wanna know how you get your line to block so much better! I guess that was legit and all..."

So after 3 beatings, 450+ rushing yards and a turnover ratio of 8-1(a fumble)... this guy is finally convinced that he is a clown. He never took into account that maybe he should try running from run sets.. not 4WR vs nickel. He harassed me with REMATCH messages, complained about the AI, complained about me making my line better somehow, complained the game was fake and claimed I couldn't keep running him up and down the field... all of which was wrong and hilarious.

Damn write a book homie

Thats funny bro. Ive had a few of those clowns play me too. I remember last year I was beatin this clown like 42-14 with 1 min left and he said i was cheating and told me to play him again with me using the lions and him using the pats. So i agree and at half of that game its 21-3 me and he says theres no way i can beat him with lions lol so he quits..

Funny stuff. Makes my day sometimes.

MistaFaded wrote:

Damn write a book homie

My point exactly .

You made my daily laugh.